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		| Karae Captain
 
  
  
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				|  Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 11:54 pm    Post subject: |   |  
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				| *hands Kazden her supply of rubber gloves and lube* 
 *runs for the hills*
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		| Esoomian High Admiral
 
  
  
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				|  Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 11:59 pm    Post subject: |   |  
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				| Noooooooo!!!!!!!! 
 Snake + Lube + Gloves = EVIL!
 
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		| Karae Captain
 
  
  
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				|  Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 12:01 am    Post subject: |   |  
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				| more or less evil than if it was Snake + stun weapon + lube? 
 *hides*
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		| Hellcat Grand Moff
 
  
  
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				|  Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 12:03 am    Post subject: |   |  
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				|  	  | Karae wrote: |  	  |  	  | Esoomian wrote: |  	  | OOC: And Tiny is otherwise fit and well with no need for a detailed description of various medical procedures? | 
 
 Rylah cleans up as best she can in the ship's refresher, before she goes to find what the other crewmembers are doing, some detatched part of her mind wondering if Tiny will be walking funny after his exam..
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		| Jedi Skyler Moff
 
  
  
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				|  Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 12:04 am    Post subject: |   |  
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				| They call him The Duke... 
 Wuh-huh-huh-huh!
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		| darthomer09 Commodore
 
  
  
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				|  Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 12:04 am    Post subject: |   |  
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				| Who needs lube? Kazden wants it to hurt as much as is possible.  _________________
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		| Esoomian High Admiral
 
  
  
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				|  Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 12:05 am    Post subject: |   |  
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				|  	  | Karae wrote: |  	  |  	  | Esoomian wrote: |  	  | OOC: And Tiny is otherwise fit and well with no need for a detailed description of various medical procedures? | 
 
 Rylah cleans up as best she can in the ship's refresher, before she goes to find what the other crewmembers are doing, some detatched part of her mind wondering if Tiny will be walking funny after his exam..
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 It took all of my restraint NOT to post
 
 Tiny heads back to the cargo hold, his stance more bow legged than normal as the thought Did I just get lucky? reverberates through his mind.
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		| Karae Captain
 
  
  
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				|  Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 12:08 am    Post subject: |   |  
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				|  	  | Esoomian wrote: |  	  | It took all of my restraint NOT to post 
 Tiny heads back to the cargo hold, his stance more bow legged than normal as the thought Did I just get lucky? reverberates through his mind.
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 Unless you find a female Esoomian, then I guess the answer is..
 
 As lucky as you're going to get
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		| Hellcat Grand Moff
 
  
  
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				|  Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 12:09 am    Post subject: |   |  
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				|  	  | Esoomian wrote: |  	  | Tiny heads back to the cargo hold, his stance more bow legged than normal as the thought Did I just get lucky? reverberates through his mind.
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 Did I just get lucky? LOL
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		| darthomer09 Commodore
 
  
  
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				|  Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 12:10 am    Post subject: |   |  
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				|  	  | Karae wrote: |  	  |  	  | Esoomian wrote: |  	  | It took all of my restraint NOT to post 
 Tiny heads back to the cargo hold, his stance more bow legged than normal as the thought Did I just get lucky? reverberates through his mind.
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 Unless you find a female Esoomian, then I guess the answer is..
 
 As lucky as you're going to get
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 I dunno. The luckiest he would get may be a prostate exam. Tiny doesn't seem like a very effective ladies man. Though maybe Esoomian chicks dig that. Y'never know.
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		| Esoomian High Admiral
 
  
  
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				|  Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 12:12 am    Post subject: |   |  
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				|  	  | Karae wrote: |  	  | more or less evil than if it was Snake + stun weapon + lube? 
 *hides*
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  	  | darthomer09 wrote: |  	  | Who needs lube? Kazden wants it to hurt as much as is possible.  | 
 
 Hmmm what we have here are degrees of evil.
 
 Karae is low grade evil, making suggestions and seeing what happens
 
 DarthHomer on the other hand... Evil maximus!
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		| darthomer09 Commodore
 
  
  
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				|  Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 12:13 am    Post subject: |   |  
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				| Hehehe. It's all the buildup from playing Bandon all this time. The evil's gotta go somewhere.  _________________
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		| Hellcat Grand Moff
 
  
  
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				|  Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 12:14 am    Post subject: |   |  
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				| I just wanna see Tiny make diamonds with his cheeks  _________________
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		| Esoomian High Admiral
 
  
  
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				|  Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 12:14 am    Post subject: |   |  
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				|  	  | Karae wrote: |  	  |  	  | Esoomian wrote: |  	  | It took all of my restraint NOT to post 
 Tiny heads back to the cargo hold, his stance more bow legged than normal as the thought Did I just get lucky? reverberates through his mind.
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 Unless you find a female Esoomian, then I guess the answer is..
 
 As lucky as you're going to get
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 Sooo many coments buzzing round my head right now.
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		| Karae Captain
 
  
  
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				|  Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 12:16 am    Post subject: |   |  
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				| The problem I can see with that, Hellcat, is that it needs constant heat and pressure to make a diamond. 
 Anyone have a thermal detonator which they don't mind abusing?
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