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Boomer
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To think this all began with a badly timed bald joke.
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Argamoth
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Joined: 06 Jul 2005
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| Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 12:28 pm Post subject: |
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| Soon, the tacos will be mine!!! |
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Ray
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Location: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada, North America, Western Hemisphere, Earth, Sol, Western Arm, Milky Way
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| Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 1:24 pm Post subject: |
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| Heh heh heh. I love Mind Tricks. That's right, Chewie, that's a female wookiee! And she's hot for you! |
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Ray
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Location: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada, North America, Western Hemisphere, Earth, Sol, Western Arm, Milky Way
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| Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 11:32 am Post subject: |
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| "We've secretly switched this Wookiee's coffee to decaf, let's see if he... HE'S COMING RIGHT FOR US, RUN!!!" |
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Gry Sarth
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Joined: 25 May 2004
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Location: Sao Paulo - Brazil
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| Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 8:25 pm Post subject: |
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During mating season, wookiees will hump anything they see. Not even innocent sail barges escape their animal lust.
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Ray
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Location: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada, North America, Western Hemisphere, Earth, Sol, Western Arm, Milky Way
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| Darth Maul stood, disgusted, yet he could not turn away... He could only stare. What mind trick was this that forced him to become so entranced... |
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Jedi Skyler
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"...And welcome back to Mutual of Omaha's 'Wild Kingdom.' We return now to the trail of the Wookiee of Kashyyyk; he's been tracking his prey for the last seven parsecs. Now he has his quarry cornered on a sail barge. As you can see in the foreground, our cameramen have had to begin hiring bodyguards to survive these intergalactic quests into the wild. Not like the old days, where the worst we had to worry about was an angry lion or a rampant polar bear.
And now, a word from our sponsor." |
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Ray
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Aw Crikey, dat dere's a Wookiee out of 'is natural habitat! Beautiful Bugger, ain't 'e? But he hates it when we do this!
And now 'es comin' to give us a hug! |
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Jedi Skyler
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| Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 12:49 pm Post subject: |
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"Crikey! Me arm!" (as he's being bludgeoned with it...)
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Chabit Rane
Commander
Joined: 02 Nov 2005
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| Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 1:05 pm Post subject: |
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| Darth Maul watched as the wookie's wife booted him out of the house. |
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Chabit Rane
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The guy on the sail barge watched in disbeleif as Darth Mail gave him a Christmas gift, and it was a wookie.
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Jedi Skyler
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Darth Maul couldn't believe his ears as he heard Chewbacca sing out:
AAAARUHHHGGGHAAAAAUUUUNN!!
(Translation: I believe I can fly...) |
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Ray
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| Little did anyone know, but the Sail Barge had an advanced Droid Brain... That was now in some serious need of therapy! "I get washed and washed and washed, but I still feel dirty!" Of course, it's Tattooine, everything stays dirty. |
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Jedi Skyler
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| Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 9:39 am Post subject: |
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| Frustrated at his demotion to Meter Maid, Chewbacca nevertheless took to his new job with gusto... |
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Gry Sarth
Jedi
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New picture!
No matter how many times the Commander explained, Sgt. Bob never quite grasped the concept of flying as a wingman.
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