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 Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2022 2:23 am Post subject: Disney Star Wars not Disney enough |
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So, I am going to come right out with it. I am so very dissapointed in Disney's handling of Star Wars, but not for the reasons you might think. Disney has controlled Star Wars for many years now, but has not many significant effort or progress into truly incorporating Star Wars into the Disney family of films or putting Disney's own mark on Star Wars. When will they finally add the musical numbers and long song and dance sequences? I have been patiently waiting for the re-release of a new version of Episode Four where I can finally see Luke break into a rendition of "Tomorrow, Tomorrow, I'll join the Rebellion, Tomorrow, it's only a day away" or Greedo busting out some mad dance moves to "I'm a Mean Green Mutha' from Outer Space" before Han guns him down, but no dice? What gives Disney? Where's my Space Opera... with emphasis on Opera?!
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ThrorII
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| Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2022 4:53 am Post subject: Re: Disney Star Wars not Disney enough |
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| KageRyu wrote: | | So, I am going to come right out with it. I am so very dissapointed in Disney's handling of Star Wars, but not for the reasons you might think. Disney has controlled Star Wars for many years now, but has not many significant effort or progress into truly incorporating Star Wars into the Disney family of films or putting Disney's own mark on Star Wars. When will they finally add the musical numbers and long song and dance sequences? I have been patiently waiting for the re-release of a new version of Episode Four where I can finally see Luke break into a rendition of "Tomorrow, Tomorrow, I'll join the Rebellion, Tomorrow, it's only a day away" or Greedo busting out some mad dance moves to "I'm a Mean Green Mutha' from Outer Space" before Han guns him down, but no dice? What gives Disney? Where's my Space Opera... with emphasis on Opera?! |
When Luke rescues Princess Leia from the detention block, he must wake her with a kiss!!!
The Jawas must sing "heigh ho!" when approching the Lars farmstead.
One thing they don't have to change: Luke & Leia's mom died, in true Disney fashion.
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KageRyu
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| Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2022 9:05 pm Post subject: |
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@ThrorII 0 that's the stuff.
It;s even funnier if the Jawas are singing it in Jawaese.
The Emperor offering Luke an apple to turn him to the dark side... Admiral Akbar singing Under the sea... the cantina band is already perfect...and Max Rebo's band was already Disneyfied by Lucas Himself before the sale with the special edition.
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| The movie you're all thinking of is called "Space Balls". |
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KageRyu
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I might even settle for Darth Vader doing s Gene Kelly worthy tap dance routine...
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| With the devastaing ripple in the very fabric of the force with the loss of our beloved Princess, Disney at least meade an effore in the "marry poppins" scene form TLJ |
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KageRyu
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Because sometimes, dreams do come true-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUB-h2NeQYA
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ThrorII
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| Whill wrote: |
She's a better Leia. This is one of my faves. NSFW.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RL52R7m8b7w
"I’ll rap faster, outlast her, outclass her, surpass her,
I’m a master with a blaster, you’re a renn faire disaster" |
I never saw that rap battle. Thank you!!
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