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Luwingo_Spince
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 Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2018 12:43 pm Post subject: Star Wars Dad Jokes |
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I've always appreciated/cringed at this ultimate/lowest form of joke. I thought it would be great if we could share some of our favorites that we have heard. They don't necessarily have to be SW related but bonus points if they are.
Here are a few of my favorites
Why couldn't Princess Leia find a companion?
A: She was looking for love in Alderaan places
How do Tuskens file taxes?
A: They always single file to hide their numbers
What did the Sith say while getting his photo taken?
A: Make sure to get my darkside
Why is Darth Vader dangerous to three year olds?
A: Because he's a choking hazard |
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Pel
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| Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2018 3:55 pm Post subject: Re: Star Wars Dad Jokes |
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L. O. L. 
Why did the Stormtrooper cross the road?
A: He was mind-tricked by a chicken!
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griff
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| Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2018 11:37 pm Post subject: |
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As a dad ... HA!
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"EXECUTE ORDER 67. Wait a minute, that doesn't sound like order 67..... No, wait. Yes, yes it does. EXECUTE ORDER 68" Palpatine's last moments - robot chicken. |
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