Favorite Character Quotes

[Darth_Hilarious]

In a Dingy Cantina somewhere in the Galaxy a Sabaac game is underway,


Bobba Fett...............I win I have the Idiots Array
Lando Calrissian........No! I win, I have a Pure Sabaac
IG-88............I have a Thermal Detonator
Bobba Fett and Lando in unison..........You Win
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People keep telling me that I'm crazy. I keep telling them "No I'm not, I don't get a check".

Revenge is beneath me , but accidents DO happen .

[garhkal]

Inside the mess deck on the rebel ship the Discovery..
Officer to enlisted cook "so what's good today"
Cook "dunno, but you might wish to duck"
Officer "Why"
SPLAT as a plate full of food hits him at the onset of a food fight our group of characters started..
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Confucious sayeth, don't wash cat while drunk!

[Centinull]

"Oh Yeah!!"
Tysonis Stormhammer, Bounty Hunter in heavily modified smasher armor, after spending a force point and smashing through a wall, Kool Aid Man style, to get to his targets ont he other side.

[thedemonapostle]

"Just because I don't know what it is doesn't mean I don't know how to use it." -Famous Last Words

"I'm a pirate, need i say more?" When asked of the pirate who had just taken control of their ship.

"Let sleeping Barabels lie." In reference to our Barabel 'muscle'.
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Aim low, shoot high
I'm a pirate, need I say more?

d6holocron.com: Thedemonapostle

Thedemonapostle Star Wars Crossovers

[DB 2.0]

"Oho Fudge!"

1ABY Player Character has just botched his demolitions roll wile planting Walker Scale TD's on the main reactor of IDS-000003 (the third Ml. I Death Star, just nearing 20% completion, instead of 10 hours he's set them for 10 seconds, at a dead run it's 30 seconds to clear the chamber and it's five seconds till the Plasma Bridge recycles. the original Ex-fill plan was to take three hours (with contingencies).

[crazydanny1]

“Not only did you sleep with an Inquisitor, but you knocked her up, too!"

One PC to another, concerning the paternity of a child born in our on-going game.
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"Sarcasm is just one of the many services I provide."

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[DB 2.0]

"One Fifty Three Tons and Two Eighty Four Kilos of Premium Salvage and Recyclables, Please sign hear... ... So what if it's over, just sign so I can get all this ... Merchandise off of my ship."




"Ok ther'e not Storm Troopers, the local Moff equipped his Personal Guards with surplus Clone Trooper Armor, how many did you say their where out there?"

"All of them" Zap, Zap, Zap... Zap, Zap Zap, Zap... "maybe all of them minus three."



"So that's your Ex, didn't think that was your type?"

Zap, Zap, Zap... Ka-Boom!

"I know, she's a special type of girl"

Fawosh! Agonized Screams

"She what now?"

"Now would be a bad time to mention things where a bit tense last time we saw each other?"

[DB 2.0]

And because Droids are always fun

"Greetings I am Z-3PO Human-Cyborg Relations, How may I be of..... Oho the Grate Maker is that my body across the room? Where are my Legs, My Legs!, and my arm, And is that my central Plexis siting on the shelf behind me? Error, Error Error, Errorrrrrrrr"

[Tinman]

Sal Alvos (failing an attempt at using Affect Mind on a rim world dock inspector): You don't need to see any shipping permits.
Docking Inspector: Actually, yes I DO need to see your shipping permits.
Zalex Pierce (steps in, getting an outrageous success at Bargain and realizes that this is exactly the sort of official who routinely takes bribes, and hands him a 100 credit chip): We don't really need to go to all that bother..
Inspector: But we don't need to bother with that..
Zalex (handing him another 20 credit chip): We should get our departure instructions, there are other ships waiting to use this bay.
Inspector: Go ahead and get your departure clearance and head out, we're on a schedule here.
Sal gives Zalex a look, as the Inspector heads off.
Zalex: The power of the Credit can have a strong influence..

[Lane Arroway]

Imperial security officers escort a Riddick looking tough guy before another officer who reads out his charges. "The accused is charged with assault, assault with a deadly weapon, damage to Imperial property, theft, grand theft, three counts of murder, piracy, evading ar...." The tough guy interupts the officer and says,
"Piracy?!! I'm no pirate. You want to arrest me? Arrest me for this!!" As he headbutts the officer, breaking his nose.
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"This job is 90% talking to people and 10% shooting at them."

[garhkal]

Rebel pc to imperial judge:
I plead not guilty to the charges brought against me your honor:
\Judge to pc, duly noted.
Pc back to judge, but i DO plead guilty to these other charges your stupid cops didn't find out!
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Confucious sayeth, don't wash cat while drunk!