Inquisitor1138 Captain
Joined: 28 Nov 2021 Posts: 607 Location: Hoth. Or Ilum...
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Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2023 3:25 am Post subject: Worst Jobs in the Empire |
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#1: Failed Dark Sider - Kyber Crystal Bleeder
A punishment worse than death, you are not worthy of any of the known & feard Dark Side organizations serving the Emperor.
He has, other, uses for you.
Making Kyber Crystals Bleed, to supply Bleeding Kybers for a Legion's worth of Dark Siders...
Work is tiring & shortens your Life Expectancy. Healthcare is a cruel joke. You cannot quit; try & you'll die...
#1.1: Failed Dark Sider - Kyber Crystal Finder
A punishment worse than death, you are not worthy of any of the known & feard Dark Side organizations serving the Emperor.
He has, other, uses for you.
Don't even think of stealing Kybers from other servants of the Emperor. This includes but is not limited to other branches of Imperial service...
#1.2: Failed Dark Sider - Lightsaber Crystal Finder
A punishment worse than death, you are not worthy of any of the known & feard Dark Side organizations serving the Emperor.
He has, other, uses for you.
With the vast majority of all Kyber Crystals going to Imperial R&D, and only a tiny percentage allocated to Dark Side organizations, it is up to you to locate
viable Lightsaber Crystals of other vaieties.s
#1.3: Failed Dark Sider - Synthetic Crystal Crafter
#2: Would-be Assassin
Your job is to KILL LUKE SKYWALKER. Good Luck!
#3: Death Star Janitor _________________ Facing all that you fear will free you from yourself.
The Rancor Pit Library
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Count Dooku: Your swords, please. We don't want to make a mess of things in front of the Chancellor. |
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