Esjs
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 Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 4:17 am Post subject: Gaming group humor |
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(This seemed like the most appropriate forum to post this).
Most likely, you are all familiar with the Dead Alewives "Dungeons & Dragons" audio skit ("WHERE ARE THE CHEETOS?"), a.k.a. "Summoner Geeks". If not, shame on you. But to catch you up, here are a couple of my favorite visual renditions:
Star Wars version (YouTube): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j__eUB9t8LA
8-Bit Theater version (Flash): http://www.cybermoonstudios.com/8bitDandD.html
Well... I've been musing about how this would go for a Star Wars gaming group. So... (with my apologies to the Dead Alewives) here's my parody:
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Gram (GM): Galstaff, you have entered the Hutt's palace. You are now by yourself, standing in a dark room. The pungent stench of mildew emanates from the wet dungeon walls.
Unnamed Player (UP): WHERE ARE THE CHEETOS?
GM: They're right next to you.
Galstaff (GS): I activate a Force power.
UP: WHERE'S THE MOUNTAIN DEW?
GM: In the fridge, duh!
GS: I wanna activate a Force power!
UP: CAN I HAVE A MOUNTAIN DEW?
GM: YES, YOU CAN HAVE A MOUNTAIN DEW. JUST GO GET IT!
GS: I can activate any of these, right? On the list?
GM: Yes, any of the beginner ones.
UP: I'M GONNA GET A SODA. ANYONE WANT ONE? HEY GRAM, I'M NOT IN THE ROOM, RIGHT?
GM: WHAT ROOM?
GS: I wanna activate Force Lightning.
UP: THE ROOM WHERE HE'S ACTIVATING ALL THESE POWERS FROM.
GM: HE HASN'T ACTIVATED ANYTHING YET.
GS: I am though, if you'd listen. I'm activating Force Lightning.
GM: Why are you activating Force Lightning? There's nothing to attack here.
GS: I... I'm attacking the Dark Side.
(Everybody laughs)
GM: Fine. Fine. You attack the Dark Side. There's an Etti in front of you.
Etti Player (EP): Woah! That's me right?
GM: He's wearing a, uh, a brown tunic, and he has gray hair and blue eyes.
EP: No, I don't. I have gray eyes!
GM: Lemme see that sheet.
EP: Well, it says I have... Well, it says I have blue but I decided I wanted gray eyes.
GM: Whatever! OK, you guys can talk to each other now if you want.
GS: Hello.
EP: Hello.
GS: I am Galstaff, Jedi of Light.
EP: Then how come you had to activate Force Lightning?
(Everybody laughs)
GM: You... you guys are being attacked.
UP: DO I SEE THAT HAPPENING?
GM: NO, YOU'RE OUTSIDE, BY THE CANTINA.
UP: COOL. I GET DRUNK!
GM: (sigh) There are... There are 7 Gamorreans surrounding you.
EP: How can they surround us? I had Danger Sense activated.
GM: No you didn't!
UP: I'M GETTING DRUNK. ARE THERE ANY TWI'LEK GIRLS THERE?
EP: I totally did! You asked me if I wanted any equipment before this adventure and I said 'No. But I need material components for all of my powers.' So I activated Danger Sense.
GM: But you never actually activated it.
UP: ROLL THE DICE TO SEE IF I'M GETTING DRUNK.
GM: (sighs, rolling dice) YEAH, YOU ARE!
UP: ARE THERE ANY TWI'LEK GIRLS THERE?
GM: YEAH!
EP: I did though! I completely said when you asked me...
GM: NO, YOU DIDN'T! YOU DIDN'T ACTUALLY SAY THAT YOU WERE ACTIVATING THE POWER, SO NOW THERE'S GAMORREANS, OK?
UP: GAMORREANS? MAN, I'VE GOT A GAMORREAN SLAYING VIBROBLADE! IT'S GOT A +4D AGAINST GAMORREANS!
GM: YOU'RE NOT THERE! YOU'RE GETTING DRUNK.
UP: OK, BUT IF THERE'S ANY TWI'LEK GIRLS THERE, I WANNA DO THEM! |
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