Stormtrooper Banter

[Revenant]

In our last session the characters were sneaking through a sewer section trying to avoid a Stormtrooper sweeper team sent to exterminate members of a resistance group based there.

While they were slithering through a vent unit sneaking past a couple of troopers one of the players had to leave the session for a minute to make a phone call. While we waited I got bored and decided to have the Stormtroopers talk to each other, like they do in the movies and games: saying something silly or funny while the characters are right underfoot, or even speaking up about what might lie ahead for the PCs.

This one was silly, since we were all just waiting and killing time.

ST1: "Man, this new armor is itchy. Not like my last suit."
ST2: "What happened to your last suit?"
ST1: "Helmet was messed up, bad optics or something; I couldn't hit anything with my blaster at close range. Rode up in the crotch a bit too."
ST2: "Sorry I asked."
ST1: "And it stinks... new armor sure doesn't smell like potpourri, that's for sure."
ST2: "Like what?"
ST1: "Potpourri... it's some kind of soup. I think."

So, I was curious... anyone have any good ST banter you'd like to share with us? Or want to make some up so that we might use it in the future?

[Golbez]

BAHHAHAHAHA.

Its some kind of soup I think. HAHAHA.

This is a great idea.

We should develop a string of one off's that we can all use in campaigns to kill time. I've never done this before, but I am glad to write a few.


1: So, I said If those Lekku are real, then I'm a son of a hutt.
2: You didnt.
1: Yeah, and sure enough he leveled with me
2: Did you say HE?
1: Yeah...
2: But after you..
1: YEAH!
2: Oh man.
1: Worst planet leave ever...

[TheDoctor]

PC1: ....so that was the last time I made fun of the Admiral's eyes.
PC2: You took a poke at Admiral Ackbar's eyes?!?!?
PC1: How was I supposed to know the holo tranciever was on and transmitting to every cell in the net?
PC2: He must have turned you into Bantha Pudu.
PC1: Worse, I got sent on a supply run to the Outer Rim with a Gamorrenean operative. Two weeks alone in deep space with that guy...(shudders)
PC2: Oh man...
PC1: Yeah, once we got to Dantooine, I spent a solid 1,000C in deodorant...
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[Ray]

We did a Covert-Ops on a WAY out of the way planet once, and, well, let's just say that when you're over a year without leave, the guys around start to look good.

Well, we found a pair of Stormies...

Yeah, they saw us, however, and one said, "Please no, not like this..." as we levelled our blasters at them.

[garhkal]

I had one game where the stormies were somewhat angsty about having their old ST commander killed off then replaced by a goon of vader's for no reason than to proove his power. So when the rebels came, and were listening in from hiding spots, they heard 2 of the stormtroopers make comments about him.

"I sure wish vader would decide to remove Potemkin, he is an @$$.
"Don't let the big P hear you say that your head will come off your shoulder quicker than you can accept my apologies"
"yea, but if someone came to take his butt out i might be very willing to just look the other way..
"same here, but this base is so secret, i doubt the rebels or hutts even know it exists, let alone where it is...
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